It's probably more of a "you had to be there" story...

-The release of a new Boyz 2 Men album.
-The loss of half our high school due to a chemical fire.
-Alex Trebek being replaced as the host of Jeopardy after nearly 26 years.
-J.K. Rowling announcing an intent to write an 8th Harry Potter Book.

Above is a list of things that did not happen today.
The following are some things that DID happen.

I got out of bed shortly before seven o'clock.
Mom drove my sisters and I to school, where I preceded on to my first hour class. In all honesty, my entire school day was pretty lack luster, save for lunch hour. Just as background information, the lunch table we sit at is round, so there is no head of the table, and everyone is in perfect view of everyone else, the perfect open conversation scenario. So... how did the subject of pornography come up? I do not know. But is it any surprise that because Gabriel was playing Pokemon on his Nintendo DS that the conversation worked it's way to the hypothetical situation where there is a pornographic Pokemon game? Not really surprising, no. Which lead to discussion of other children's shows we all grew up with and loved as...not so child friendly. We didn't get graphic or anything, just had some fun being outrageous.

Here is the best:

Gabriel sings his variation of the Barney song:
I love you, you love me...
Either way, it's fifty dollars.

Terrible.